What vampires and Protestants have in common

Cathy 

Because St Paul was Catholic.

Thomas:
Amen! Not only does St. Paul never say faith alone, but he also says of the three theological virtues, charity is the greatest; not faith.

"And now there remain faith, hope, and charity, these three: but the greatest of these is charity." (1 Cor 13:13)

Archie:

What!?! That sounds like a works-based system!

Cathy: 

The reason why Protestants invented their doctrine of "faith alone" is because they want a Christianity without the cross.

Archie:
Bingo! It's no accident that they don't like crucifixes. Incidentally, vampires don't like them either...

Oh, that is excellent! Lol! I'll have to use it myself. 

Sincerely,

De Maria